One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.
this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story
I’d rather die tbh
Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt
I feel like this could be fun tho
Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?
Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this
I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog
Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox
VERIZON EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT JOHN G. STRATTON, 30 YEAR STRONG TITLE HOLDER OF “UNIVERSE’S LEAST FUCKABLE MAN”, STAUNCH BELIEVER IN NEVER WIPING HIS ASS AND LOVER OF EATING HIS AND OTHERS BOOGERS
Folks, we got an intro! There’s a public post this week and one patron-only, and another patron only coming tomorrow, and more thereafter. (on top of the weekly patron-only ones, which I’m thinking of unlocking after like a month or something idk)
Additionally, i’m still at -90something on my banking acct until i get some reimbursements for transport and medical expenses owed to me by the county.
i’ve spent the week doing more resume/job workshop shit, and been playing phone tag with county services to see wtf is up with SNAP and my medi-cal reimbursements; meanwhile red cross told me to fuck off because too much time elapsed from the time the tree fell onto my house and from when i needed more money from them, after they explicitly told me to make it last as long as i could. (death to the american red cross). also, the city inspector finally came by yesterday, and it sounds like we won’t be displaced, since he said he’s waiting on the insurance to submit blueprints and the like for reconstructing the kitchen.
my non-doxxable paypal is here, and patronize me and leave feedback, especially if you’ve signed up. as the intro states, i want it to be a service as much as a way for me to try and make money on the side. ideally i don’t have a stupid boss limiting me and instead can try and hire an editor/additional writers; media’s getting purged, folks
because “the middle class” is so poorly defined in the united states of america, politicians can make bills that solely help people in an income bracket of 1 million a year and up … and still call that middle class.
You’ll hear this song on Diamond City Radio with rousing brass and an instrumental oddly reminiscent of “Chicken Reel”.
The March 5, 1949 Billboard review calls this song “a rousing comic vocal” about an aged relative trying to hide the fact that she partakes in gambling, peaking at No.7 on the R&B charts.
Left to right: Wynonie Harris performing with Lucky Millinder
Though he would be later known for his singing, Wynonie Harris was first known for his soft-shoe as part of a dance team with Velda Shannon, performing around Omaha, Nebraska. He would hone his singing craft in the nightclubs based on blues shouters, becoming known as “Mr. Blues”.
In late 1943 in Chicago, Harris caught the attention of bandleader Lucky Millinder. By 1944, he performed the vocals with the band on “Who Threw the Whiskey in the Well”. Unfortunately, the 1942-1944 musicians’ strike and the wartime shellac shortage delayed the release of the record until 1945. I immediately peaked at No. 7 on Billboard and No. 1 on the R&B charts becoming popular with both black and white audiences.
However, Millinder and Harris had parted by this time over a salary dispute. By then, Harris had his pick of lucrative recording contracts before settling with King Records in 1947. Some of hits include a cover of Roy Brown’s “Good Rockin’ Tonight”, “
Drinkin’ Wine, Spo-De-O-Dee
“, and “All She Wants to Do is Rock” cementing him as one of the biggest selling blues artists with his exuberant style and becoming an inspiration to singers the like of Elvis Presley.
we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea
wait which one was that?
magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants
to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong
Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.
nvm i take it back. great idea
i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?
not to be banksy but I just watched the guy in front of me in class spend the entire hour on his laptop reading “27 memes only terrible people will laugh at” on a skeevy meme aggregation website, with adblock off, while taking pictures of the screen with his phone
